pizza party

      The other day, Rix Pat and I had a drunken bro-ski sleepover party and at some point Rix called up Gilroy's and ordered a drunken pizza. He ordered a pizza with no cheese (my bad) and for toppings he asked for, get this-- tomatoes and onions.
      So basically, he ordered a pizza with marinara sauce plus the recipe for making marinara sauce. The pizza later arrived with plops of tomatoes and chunks of raw onions on top and it also arrived while Rix was sitting on the toilet with the door open and I was on the couch not wearing pants while demonstrating how to make a guitar sound like a wounded bison. This is why we rely on teamwork and also on Pat to answer the door