My dad just lit our Christmas tree on fire in the backyard. It was better than Christmas!
So long Satan Santa... (But really, why is no one talking about the similarity between those two words?!)
Life epiphane #37; Christmas trees are highly flammable.
*To recreate this fun activity in your suburban home, make sure not to throw out your Christmas tree until say, late March, or rather, wait for that funny feeling to strike you-- that "today is a day I would most like to watch a great conflagration consume a dead tree in the sun" feeling. Once felt, simply step out in to your backyard with your symbol of giving, some lighter fluid, a match, and ENJOY! It's a real sap-sizzler!! PHUN for the whole YARD!
*To recreate this fun activity in your suburban home, make sure not to throw out your Christmas tree until say, late March, or rather, wait for that funny feeling to strike you-- that "today is a day I would most like to watch a great conflagration consume a dead tree in the sun" feeling. Once felt, simply step out in to your backyard with your symbol of giving, some lighter fluid, a match, and ENJOY! It's a real sap-sizzler!! PHUN for the whole YARD!
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