Speaking of conspiracy theories,
Do you remember how fucked up the D.A.R.E. song was?
D, I won't do drugs, A, won't have an attitude, R, I will respect...wait a minute
.... A, won't have an attitude?
I'm pretty sure I'm in at least sixth grade by now...I know I've got some hormones going...shouldn't I be learning about the French revolution...shouldn't I be learning about my biological and constitutional rights to an attitude!?! Doesn't an 'attitude' need an adjective before it to even be considered negative!?!?! What about a great attitude!?! a progressive attitude!?!? an impertinent attitude!?!?
...E, I will educate me...now...
I will educate me? now? like right now, while I'm singing this dare song? Is this educating me...now? because I know in english class 'I will educate me now' probably ain't gonna fly. but maybe that's just me having an attitude...
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