On the beauty of songwriting:

"...but I'm not a mountain man. I'm a fucking mountain, man,"

-Das Racist
"Fashion Party"

If you want (and because I don't know how to play musik in blog form)

you can click the non-video video below and listen to this song while opening a new window in which to browse e-bay or you-porn (which i just learned about) or both, to make a ven diagram of their relationship...or you know, whatever it is you do on the internet. I reccomend http://www.wherearethedogshumping.com/ and/or http://www.hornymanatee.com/... if anything better has happened to the internet since the creation of these two sites I am wholly unaware of it.