I HAVE A DREAM: Part Animal // Part 50

This is a dream I had recently I thought I'd share with you:

google image: baby zoo dream

I buy about 6-10 baby zoo animals online at a weak moment. I am keeping them in the mini-van and somehow no one is catching on. They start growing. Some are ok (ostriches, rodent-like animals, marsupials) but others (polar bear) keep growing at an alarming rate and quickly become dangerous. I realize I don't know how to train a bear and that the bear in my mini-van could definitely take my arm off after the bear in the mini-van almost takes my arm off. I start trying to get rid of the animals without letting anyone know I am harboring the animals. Right before I wake up I am with the baby elephant, which is the best one but also the largest.

When I wake up I am concerned for several minutes over the possibility and convenience of drunkenly buying exotic animals online...for very very cheap.

I have another dream! Darwin edition:

I am driving in the car, going to do my errands, it seems like i'm on storrow drive, and i see what looks like a giant man-made bird flipping over itself and falling out of the sky. and then i see another one. and then i notice people are on these things that look like giant trapezes. they are holding onto the trapeze and its swinging them up into the air really really high. but people are doing it and they don't look like they are trained to and they aren't dying or losing their grip like they probably would in real life. I wonder what is going on because it must be some kind of festival but im on storrow drive so i can't see anything but the trapeze people and i know i slept in late and missed my ADD appointment (true). then i am in some kind of store like a walmart or a toys r us. i guess this is an errand but i don't know what i was going to buy. this little boy runs up to me and grabs my hand and he wants me to put revlon lip stain on him. he is a really cute little boy with a square-ish head and black hair. he looks like a cartoon. His father is there and he keeps telling the boy (maybe his name was Kyle) to stop it and leave me alone, but hes not very commanding about it and Kyle does not care. He just keeps leading me around by the hand and I put the lipstain on him. For some reason I have to buy the lipstain but i buy it without going to the register. I think I put Kyle in a shopping cart breifly. I really like him or else I wouldn't be bothered. Then the dad sees how I'm still there and hanging out with Kyle and he tells me all about their awesome babysitter for some reason and it seems like he thinks I'm trying to be friends with Kyle in order to get a job. I wonder how he feels about the lipstain and if he knows I had to buy it for his son.

rough sketch of dream boy kyle

Then I am listening to Scarlett Johansen and she is talking to Woody Allen, and I don't think Woody Allen ever says anything but I know he's there. She is talking about Darwinist economics in a way, which I know is because they are taling about darwinist economics on npr (in real life), but she is putting it into her own terms, like in concern to her and ryan reynolds i guess. she doesnt say as much but i can tell she's rationalizing the failure of their marriage through darwinist theory. this proves true because she ends up saying how ryan was going to build her a 32 million something mansion and she'd really be fine with a 16 but then imagine how hard it must be for people in the middle! it was sort of like she just realized that some people are poor.

dark blonde with a middle part-- scarjo don't remind me nooo

 this is a weird celebrity dream for me because I'm not particularly invested at all in Scarlett Johansen or Ryan Reynolds...other than a slight latent dislike I harbor for Scarlet based on people telling me I looked like her in her awkward teenage years (ie the horsewhisperer) when I was in my awkward teeenage years or any movie thereafter where she didn't wear any makeup and seemed to always have her mouth hanging slightly ajar (ie girl with a pearl earring) which I took to mean that we were both big-lipped and dumb looking and/or slightly handicapped.

I have a dream!!!!: dino-edition

I had a dream one night,         which i thought you might like,

                                                 this sounds like a rhyme!                     ...but its not.

dino-dream:

                 I am at Rachael (Hayes) house and she has a big family. We are in the living

room watching her family watch tv and I guess the

Kardashians are part of her family. There are three pregnant Kardashian

sisters ( yes, three) sitting in a row on one couch. Kim Kardashian is not pregnant and is sitting

by herself, looking surly, on an opposite couch. Then it is suddenly 1:00 am and Rachael groans (we were

supposed to have gone out much earlier). We are

standing next to a large cuckoo clock which starts chiming...then

her uncle comes into the room dressed in a dinosaur outfit and stuffs

something into the clock and then sort of chirps at me. We leave the

house and Paul calls me (in reality he was sleeping next to me). So I am on the phone with Paul who is also in

a dinosaur outfit

so I tell him about the uncle and he asks if the uncle had bought the

costume or if it was home-made. I tell him I'm pretty sure he made it himself since it's a Dino-stume...

but Paul insists that it must be store-bought and the same one as his. He seems upset about this. I wonder

if there is a new television show I dont know about starring dinosaurs or if this is a new trend.


**sidenote: if you want to check out http://www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/ you can! I didn't.
so i have no further advice concerning that! sweet dreams!!!

a note from will g-berry

just woke up from a nap

you were in the dream

in a pool in los angeles i said "im gonna get room service alllll week"

then i went to the bathroom and realized i had a vagina

and my bellybutton was falling apart

it was awful


*(google image: "and my belly button was falling apart")

dream log

before that i had gone on some weird trip. maybe to new york. jonathan is there in a building like the painting studio and plays me a velvet underground cover that sharon lacey has recorded and says its a big hit. i say shes a painting professor and shes right here! and she is right there and says there is some artist around the corner like i am going to get to talk to him. then jonathan starts acting really strange and embarassing in front of the artist and i have to try and get him to leave. i realize there is blood on my neck and my knee and sharon lacey examines it and tells me i have a worm. i spend the rest of the time trying to convince my family that i have a worm but no one will listen or believes me. ******************************************************************************************************************** i am going to some sort of school, i am late for a halloween party. the halloween party is in a room upstairs, the building is like a high school. I have forgotten to get a costume so i go to the room early and michael haga is there getting ready for the party. he is the only one there and has a pile of costumes to choose from. i choose a panda costume and then put a mask on that has a cat shaped head and a beak. i say i am a panda dressed up for halloween but later on i forget i am a panda and think i am the hamburghler who has a proper name which michael haga knows and repeats but i keep forgettiung right after i hear it. somehow i see myself later and realize i'm in a panda suit. i think maria is there. i think other people come.

feeling sleepy?

as a no-sleep solution, i pushed myself to the brink of sleepy last night and put this on. you should try it & use headphones. i remembered my dreams exceptionally well, but i will do it again tonight when i have not been up for two days and sleepy is harder to come by. they have a few of these on youtube but this is the longest, and i always say go with the longest hypnosis audio.(i don't think i've ever really said that)

my dream log from last night:
when i wake up i have been on the beach with my cousins leslie and erin, uncle andy, and my mom, only i remember sephie was there and willow, or perhaps mary merrit, i had just been walking with someone who was either willow, mary merrit, or jody johnson. the beach is beautiful, all bright colors, almost like the graffitti wall at kulture klash, there is a rollercoaster with the same colors in the background, there are huge shells of hermit crabs everywhere, all in the most wonderful patterns and colors. i worry ive left my camera near the shore. Before this I had been on vacation in New Hampshire with paige and we were leaving, she had just bought a pair of shoes aand we were in a shoe store and there was a pair of shoes which were almost exactly the same and she said she wished she had bought those instead. i also dream i am searching through my hair and find tiny little bright silver bugs and look them up on wikipedia and they are 'skin mites.' i am afraid i have scabes

notes::
1. i do not have scabes
2. this is the wall i was talking about from kulture klash

Oh, New England!

a dream on 158 south street, Norwell Massachusetts--

I am watching West Side Story on a small television in a large and empty, drafty warehouse (it is dark). Out of nowhere heavy jets of clay, (the kind dense enough for a well constructed dribble castle base)hit my hands like bullets. The clay dries in spots on my palms. An asian man pulls up in a blinking golf cart and jumps off. He takes my palms in his hands and, removing the clay, looks at my calloused palms. "Does your brother go out back and wring the necks of roosters?" he asks me.
"No," I say.
"Oh," he says,"I see. So you have wrung the necks of roosters."
He then seemed to notice I'd been watching West Side story, and I believe he approved of this.

OooH, nEW England!



oddly enough, this song reminds me more of Paris and Candace-
six degrees back and we find ourselves in Boston