Showing posts with label dunkin donuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dunkin donuts. Show all posts

Friday, September 14, 2012

OPEN LETTER TO D&D OR WHAT EXACTLY DOES AMERICA RUN ON

After my last post, this may come as a shock, as it was certainly experienced as one. In short, a recent ad campaign has forced me to call in to question my unabiding love for the D&D. As I type I realize my true love and loyalty which lies with the employees of the D&D should remain largely unaffected by this visual disturbance, which is somewhat of a relief, although unfortunately at the time I was so overwhelmed by the corporate D&D influence that I botched what could have been a much more pleasant and meaningful D&D employee exchange. I guess what I'm trying to say more accurately is that a recent ad campaign has forced me to call in to question the future of America. I ask you to ask yourself, what does me-America run on?

Due to the emotional state in which this photograph was taken with mIphone you may have to unfocus your eyes to see clearly but please, please try to read:


DO YOU READ THIS? ADD HASH BROWNS TO ANY COMBO FOR 87 CENTS... OR IN OTHER WORDS (?)

GRONK IT!

GRONK IT!??!??!??!

GRONK IT????????????!?

Monday, August 20, 2012

DUNKIN DONUTS & THE BEAUTY OF AMERICA(N)

My favorite people in the world are the people who work at Dunkin Donuts. This wasn't always true. I used to know people who worked at Dunkin Donuts. Now I just wish I knew people who work at Dunkin Donuts and try to make friends with them by ordering black iced coffees with chocolate syrup.

They are like, the most fun people in the world.

Do you know what I'm talking about?




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