Today I bought "three 69 cent green game cigarillos" for two boys who asked me to do just that outside the h street family corner store (paid for with a very exact $1.25). Having made the purchase I walked out and handed the cigarillos to the two youths, semi-sagely advising them to "have a blast". A few blocks later the full realization of a good deed having been done hit me, as the residual effects of inhaling tinfoil off a melted plastic soda bottle are iffy at best*.
*and you know I know
