sh*t my television says to which i say say what!?: volume bargain

Dear lady on the t.v. who has repeatedly professed to me from the other room "Getting a bargain is always good, but getting a bargain on the BEST...that's what I live for."

...Umm, really? Cause that's pretty vague. And sad.

google image: getting a bargain on the best

why?

oh shit...whats happening...IS THIS ME!?

if she^ had said it I would have believed her

yeah ok, brother, but just cause i like your look.

sh*t my television says, to which I say, say whaat?

"Remember, only your doctor can diagnose heavy menstrual flow...."

                                             oh, really?
                                             
                                            only?

I guess i can believe that, because "heavy menstrual flow" sounds like a really specific disease, now that I think about it in detail...

I wonder how the doctors even figure out who has it!!!!

In other news, today was totally the right day to eat that leftover marinated bean salad..mmm