one, two, three

#1.

How often does Star magazine reprint the "40 best and worst beach bodies" issue? I'm pretty sure they could run that cover every other week and no one would notice.

                            

 



                           

#2.

Do I have an irrational attachment to red-headed girls? What does this mean in relation to my irrational attachment to Charlie Brown? Do I have an irrational attachment to Charlie Brown? Is there a reason "the little red headed girl" is the only answer I ever got right for our "team" at a trivia night!?!?!

 

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me vs. red headed girls vs. 

#3.

What was that girl from Marylou's name? Lindsay Drinkwater? Where in the world does the last name Drinkwater come from!?

^This was as far as I got in figuring that one out but its really true?

...DRINK WATER

word thoughts: accompanied by paint thoughts: thoughts

I.   I hate those late night soap commercials that start off "You would never dream of washing your dishes in a dirty sink..." Ummm. Yes I would.

letter to paige:

II.  A midsize African American male just jogged past me, (the only other person) on carson beach...he was wearing white sneakers, windbreaker pants, and a collared t-shirt...

plexiglass painting to richard ellis:

III.  I am basing my entire knowledge and understanding of how to use twitter exclusively on what I glean from watching ironic television sitcoms and late night talk shows...am I right?

http://twitter.com/#!/oldcarnylover

a little bird comedy: